It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped, we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks

We're Animanie!
Totally insaney

(Here's the show's namey)

Animaniacs!
Those are the facts!