- ROSIE :
Sounds like you really could do
With a little reminder of who you're talking to
An honest woman
Always there to lend an ear
I dealt with you fairly, been patient, it's true
But remember, my deer
You're in my zoo

Don't you forget
You are my pet
I say when to sit and stay
Roll over, or go fetch
Don't you forget
There's no way out
You're a debtor 'til the day you settle your account

- ALASTOR :
I've served you faithfully for an age
Obeyed demands, contained my rage
Went off the air for years on your behalf

- ROSIE :
I know, and you're so kind!

- ALASTOR :
And since you made me disappear
My name inspires much less fear
The least that you can do is fix my staff

- ROSIE :
In due time
Sing along, dear, you know the words!

Don't you forget
- ALASTOR :
I won't forget
- ROSIE :
You are my pet
- ALASTOR :
Yours since we met
- ENSEMBLE
I say when to sit and stay
Play ball, or just play dead
- ROSIE :
Don't you forget
- ALASTOR :
I'm in your net
- ROSIE :
The coop can't be flown
- ALASTOR :
At least, not yet
- ROSIE :
The moves you make are mine and mine alone
Looks like you'll have to do this on your own
- ALASTOR :
Looks like I'll have to do this on my own

Fine