- NIFFTY :
There's an endless stream of trash and filth
And hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz, wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up

- CHARLIE :
What?

- NIFFTY :
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I gotta take my knife and stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen because I'm covered in rat blood

- CHARLIE :
Niffty, no!

- NIFFTY :
Helping!

- CHARLIE :
Uhm

- NIFFTY
Chari wa totemo yasashi joshidesu
Kanojo wa seiko suru to shinjite imasu

- CHARLIE :
Can anyone understand this?

- NIFFTY :

Tottemo daisukidesu itsumo!

- CHARLIE :
Why?

- NIFFTY :

Hanzai-sha wa trash
Soshite karera wa assholes
Demo watashi wa mada yumewoshinjite imasu!

Watashi wa clean it up!

Yes!

- CHARLIE :
And that's why the hotel is good
Right?