3, 2, 1 fire!
Kero! Kero! Kero!
iza susume~ chikyuu shinryaku se yo
ke kero kero~!
kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare

"Ki wo tsuke~, me wo kuishibare~!!"
karee no raisu wo takiwasure

Shimaru doa koyubi sanda tobinottara yukisaki chigau
shain ryokou wa keron ah, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!

Piro! Piro! Piro!
totsugeki wa~ ugokuhodou de yuke
pi piro piro~!
hayaneshite neboushite mata nido ne suru

"Zentai~, tomare maware, ote!!!"
iwaretai no ni ai sareru

Iranai mono katta dai baagen hoshii mono aru to okane ga nai
shi no go no ie yo keron
ah, kaminari nattemo kakusu heso ga nai!!!

Atsuki kono chishio to mune ni kizamareshi toukon
eien ni kachihokore warera ga keron!
atsuki kono chishio to mune ni kizamareshi toukon
eien ni kachimakore itoshiki hoshi yo! warera ga keron!

"Zentai~, tomaccha dame!!!"
"arrrhhhhh~~~......"

Gero! Gero! Gero!
takaraka ni~ shouri no otakebi wo
ge gero gero~!
harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri

"Heisei" wa honjitsu yori "keroro gannen" de arima~~~su!!!"
shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake

Mizukaki asekkaki besokakki hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun ah, eki kara gohun wa jitsu wa juu gohun!!!
sore jaa sorujaa otsukaresan!!!

Kero Kero!
Kero!!
Kero!!!

Kero?